Egg Yokes

1. What did Snow White call her chicken?

a : Egg White

2. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

a: To make up for a bad summer

3. Why did the chicken go to the library?

a: To check out a bawk, bawk, bawk

4. Where do you find a chicken with no legs?

a: Where you left it

5. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?

a: Poultry in motion

6. What do you call a mischevious egg?

a: A practical yolker

7. Why did the chickens quit laying eggs?

a: Beacuase they got tired of working for chicken feed

8. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does a chicken come from?

a: A poul-tree

9. Why was the chicken thrown out of the baseball game?

a: They suspected fowl play

10. Why couldn't the egg get good reception on her TV?

a: Because the channels were all scrambled

11. What do you call an egg with cowboy boots?

a: A western omelette

12. If a rooster laid an egg on a roof top and the wind was blowing easterly, which way would the egg fall?

a: Roosters don't lay eggs

13. Why do chickens rinse their mouths out with soap?

a: Beacuse of all the fowl language

14. Why did the chicken cross the road?

a: To prove to the gophers that it can be done

15. What do you call a bird that's afraid of its shadow?

a: Chicken

16. What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

a: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

17. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?

a: Because he didn't have enough guts

18. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

a: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

19. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?

a: An eggs-traterrestrial

20. Where do chickens pay for their groceries?

a: In the eggs-press line

21. Which city hatched in Illinois?

a: Chick-ago

22. How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?

a: By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six

23. Knock, Knock! Who'se there? Omelette. Omelette who?

a: Omelette smarter than I look!

24. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

a: She wanted to stretch her legs

25. Knock, Knock! Who'se there? Chicken. Chicken who?

a: Chicken your pockets, maybe your keys are there

26. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

a: Because the referee kept calling fowl

27. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?

a: Because he was a dirty double-crosser

28. What do chickens call a school test?

a: Eggs-amination

29. What do you call an excited chicken?

a: Hen-thusiastic

30. What do you call the door to a chicken barn?

a: The hen-trance

31. What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

a: An egg roll

32. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

a: Coop-cakes

33. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

a: They go on Peck-nics

34. What's a chicken's favorite tree?

a: A yolk (oak) tree

35. What grows on yolk trees?

a: Egg-corns

36. How did the chicken get up the mountain?

a: It scrambled up

37. Why did the chicken cross the beach?

a: To get to the other tide

38. Why are chickens so neat?

a: Because they always have a comb

39. What do you call a bunch of chickens playing "hide and seek"?

a: Fowl play

40. Why are chickens good employees?

a: Because they work around the cluck

41. Who wrote the book "Great Eggspectations"?

a: Charles Chickens

42. What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?

a: New YOLK city

43. Why do chickens lay eggs?

a: Because if they dropped them, they would break

44. Why can't you tease egg whites?

a: Because they can't take a "yolk"

45. Why did the chicken lift weights?

a: She needed the eggs-ercise

46. Whre do you find information about eggs?

a: In the hen-cyclopedia

47. What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?

a: Deviled eggs

48. What does the chicken say to get across a busy street?

a: Eggs-cuse me, please

49. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

a: To get to the other slide

50. Where do chickens like to go on vacation?

a: San DiEGGo

51. Definition of relay....

a: What chickens do when the farmer takes their eggs away